JB Reviews

Classical Music

stablefree: These puns are classic(al)!

Borderlands II

Borderland 2 sounds like a cheap knock-off of Borderlands 2.

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Thanks Sancho!

LMFAO - Sorry for Party Rocking

Sancho says, “It’s funny cos it’s true”

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Thanks Sancho!

The Voice

Yvan says, “At least they didn’t do something distasteful, like Seal clubbing.”

You mean something like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xKQJtQPECA

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Thanks Yvan!

Army of Darkness

Thankfully JB only wrote it and didn’t utter it.

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Thanks technoroadie!

Justified

Never seen it but I hope there are lots of “cocksuckers”.

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Thanks liebyammunition!

Justin Bieber

Half of this review is true.

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Thanks Eric!

Cooking Mama 3

Your dad won. He didn’t want you to have her. [Oedipus complex]

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Thanks Patrick!

Asura’s Wrath

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“Some “Akuma” look-a-like is pretty pissed off and he wants to fight. Rightly so, I guess… If I had glowing demon eyes I’d be pretty pissed off too.”

Angriest game character in recent memory?

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Thanks afterthoughtswithhieu!

The Bourne Ultimatum

Very bankable.

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Thanks ice-green-tea-latte-please!

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

Maybe if one hadn’t paid for it 1000 times before they would try and make something different.

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Thanks BurnZ!

FIFA Football

Ah the quizzical nature of football/soccer…

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Thanks Seguya!

Star Wars: Episodes I II III

There is a generation that has watched Star Wars in numerical order. The horror…

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Thanks mmmmmmdonuts!

God of War 3

Yet more proof that monsters without faces would be invulnerable.

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Thanks Seguya!

Advice

I can hear it spoken quite vividly in my head…

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Thanks ikilledtheformalqueen!